Unmarried

Taraweeh

2 Type of Girls.

LADKIYAN 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai
1st- BORING
2nd- INTERSTING
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BORING- jo DHOOP mein bhi
UMBRELLA le kar
ghumti hain.
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INTERESTING- Jo baarish mein
bhi,
Jaan-bujh kar, UMBRELLA ghar bhool jati hain! 

Close Fisted Husband

Question. What is the definition of an Close Fisted husband?

Answer. One who wins a trip to Paris and goes by himself, twice.

Accountant's Time Telling Interesting

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 1.34 am and 35 seconds; no wait - 36 seconds, no wait - 37 seconds, no wait......